dude, don't lie, you guys probably have lobster burritos for lunch, lobster bisque for dinner, and lobster salad for breakfast :)

The tuna salad setup with the bread sounds like a good idea. One of these days I'm gonna get a smoker and go on some kind of ocean trips to get some smoked salmon and maybe some smoked tuna. Right now at my apartment I don't think the neighbors would appreciate a smoker on the balcony going for hours, although the lady up stairs sure is annoying...hm.