Just go to K Mart and buy a laundry bag. If you don't know what that is, ask the knowledgeable K Mart staff person. He'll be happy to assist you with all your shopping needs :-) Next, go to the pool noodle section and pick yourself up one of those. Now, after that go to the cash register and give them money. They'll put your items in a bag and hand them back to you. They may also hand you back a smaller amount of money. When you've completed this task, try to remember where you left your car. It may be best to just follow your mom and not think about it. When you reach the car, get in. Sit in a seat and put the seat belt on. Space out for about 10 minutes, and you'll probably wake up at your house. At this time, open the door and get out. Don't forget the items in the bag that the nice man gave to you. Take the pool noodle and cut it so that a section of it makes a circle with an 18" diameter (that's how far across the circle is). Now, take the laundry bag and fit it inside of the pool noodle circle. Attach it to the circle with zip ties, making sure you leave enough room for the bag to close at the top. Now, space out again until November 10, and go to the harbor at 11:00AM. Give me your money, and then you can leave.
-Brian