Monster, although your depatment might frown, we wouldn't! The best PWC are the ones that have been rammed into the launch ramp by the genius trying to operate them. Launch ramp follies in DP are often epic! Nothing wrong with sipping on a cold one after a hard day fishing and watching these idiots in action. "Dude, my lowered truck is sinking in the saltwater while you are ramming our skis into the ramp, how will we get back to Riverside?" On the topic of sponges, driving down the line towards these kooks as they flap around trying to hop you results in some funny facial expressions when they realize that the 6'6" pointed fiberglass baby that they are too weak to learn how to ride goes much faster then their Hasbro pool toy and silly splashing Churchills. I would never run someone over or try to hurt anyone, but there is nothing wrong with drenching them with a bucket of water as they flail on the shoulder. But I do have to admit, belly spins on a sponge in the whitewash are pure style! The wind was blowing this evening, I bailed on the calico session at Strands. Wednesday night baseball on ESPN will work just fine tonight.

By the way, Remington isn't really fat, just a healthy kid. Definetly the point man when you need a fish gaffed!