That last post about cormorants was educational and a lot of fun. The timing couldn't have beeen better since the weather and fishing sucked around that time. This was a classic!!!!
Was talking to a guy from Virginia at a local tackle shop about fishing, when he mentioned a problem they were having with cormorants. According to him (not me) it is our fault here in California for the overtaking of their lakes, streams, and ponds by these majestic birds. He believes that California fisherman pissed off GreenPeace,the SierraClub,Peta, all tree huggers and animal loving (not fish loving)liberals by forcing certain water rights to be implemented across the state. This caused undue harm, stress, and extinction to countless warmblooded fuzzy animals across the state. The libs took their endless finances(our taxes)and put a huge radio pulse output machine in the N.Pole.-called H.A.R.P. High altitude radio pulse something or other.This is how they are controlling the weather patterns which lets them determine where the birds will migrate,breed,and feed. Now that the cormorants have all but wiped out our fisheries, they must find other feeding zones like the whole state of Virginia!The libs will be able to return the water to the wetlands because there won't be any fish in it.The birds will be able to reproduce in pristine conditions like they did before man came along.Liberal Scientists have even vollunteered and genetically altered the birds so that they are always hungry.They just continue to eat and crap until all the fish are gone.MAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW WHAT IM HAVING FOR THANKSGIVING!I WONDER IF THIS H.A.R.P THING CAN BE USED TO MAKE THE LIBERALS MIGRATE TO IRAQ?