your Pastor mentions fishing in your wedding ceremony.

You call your garage your "fishing room".

You fish harder than you work.

You're looking at a swimsuit calender and wonder if the lake in the background has fish.

You find hooks in your carpet.

You find fishing line in your vaccuum.

Your boat is in the garage while your truck sits in the drive way.

You won't work in the rain, but you'll fish in it.

Every week you lay out every swimbait you own and stare at them.