When you wonder if there are bass in the water that surrounds Tom Sawyer's island in Disneyland...

You'd rather fish than watch the Superbowl, World Series, or any other sports program on the tube...

The full moon only has fishing implications to you and nothing more...

You know more about the bass pros than you do your own relatives...

Your dream car is not a car, but it's a boat instead and the only vehicle you want is one that can pull the boat....

You have holes in your hands from hooks...

You've never used a set of plyers for anything except fishing...

You don't like to stand in lines, but you can stand on a boat or a bank and fish all day long, without uttering a word, going to the bathroom, or eating...