A few more.

Your boat trailer has the same amount of miles as your truck.

You refer to your rods as "part of the family"

You get way more than your moneys worth from an annual pass.

You tell people your weekend sucked because you only fished for half of it.

You have Calfishing set as your home page.

You think the stock market is where trout come from.

You have a tab at the local tackle shop.

The only thing you use your computer for is to check fishing reports.

You've ever prayed for the fishing to get better.