Assuming that Rob was only kidding about bumping, and in support of Wade's bumping I will add:

You know that you have been fishing too much when your wife stops complaining about it and instead asks you to go fishing even more often so she can spend more time with her lover.

Seriously, I go fishing too little (typically only in summer) but if one looks carefully one can see tiny specks of glitter from Smelly Jelly in every vehicle I have driven and in every room of every house in which I have lived.


Bob