Youre 37 and single, and you blow off a date to go fishing

When you first start dating somebody, your major concern is whether or not they can deal with your disease

For some strange reason you always get sick on Wendsday

You cant remember that you have a meeting at 830 am, but you can remember the names of the top 5 finishers in each BASS tournament in the last 10 years, and you know exactly how each of them fished each tournament


And my vote for the best one yet, "you look at the contours on a hillside and wonder where the bass would be" (on a different twist, I still drive down the street and see structures that would be totally cool to skate).