Following through with your course of action: Once you have planned where it is you are going to fish, what time you are going to fish, and gathered all the necessary equipment you are ready to begin being a Barni. Really, appearance is a large part of the game. If your outward appearance mimics the Barni close enough, you will easily be able to fool those without an educated eye. To fool the experts not only do you need the proper appearance, ou also need to behave appropriately. Proper behavior includes, but is not limited to: scratching, belching, yelling, and drinking. Drinking is the key to any success because the alcohol effects will quickly dissipate any lingering manners or etiquette. Hopefully (by following the timing plans above) all your behavior should already be on par BEFORE you even begin to fish. There is, however, a delicate balance. Like Jackie Chan's Drunken Master, drinking in moderation will improve your abilities, but to much drinking will create problems (most notably the police coming and throwing you in the drunk tank). Keep a low profile, observe, and practice.
The A-Z list of Tips for success: sk fellow fisherman where the fish are biting elch loudly to announce you finished another beer uss as often as you can, especially after farming a fish ragging the outdrive on the launching dock ropping something in the water- preferably expensive or valuable xplain the secrets of Powerbait fishing all into the water or fall over in your lawn chair (preferably while sleeping) ive tips to people who are outfishing you oller at passing women, good looking or not nsist on keeping everything you catch ump on a fishes head to make it reach the legal size limit eep a mental record of how well you are doing compared to your fishing partner oud laughing or talking between friends ention how many fish you caught yesterday ever fish with under 20lb test penly piss into the lake/stream instead of a bush or bathroom ut 5 or 6 heavy split shot in front of your lure to get it down there uit fishing when you run out of beer eel with your spinning reel upside down pill beer on oneself whenever possible alk about the last episode of "Fishing with Orlando Wilson" nderwear should be partially, if not fully, visible enture over to the spot where someone just caught a fish and fish there. hen getting schooled explain that you don't mess around with smaller fish ell at the wife or kids (the wife to run to the store and get more beer, the kids to shut up) ero in on what color Powerbait is catching the big ones
Remember, you can't expect to just go out and join the ranks of the most foul and degenerate within one day. Assimilation takes time and understanding. Don't be afraid to observe and take mental notes. Every step of the way sets the path for which your ultimate success will result. Don't get frustrated and give up. Stick in there and eventually you too can be a true Barni.
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