Do you feel paralyzed at work when you know the big bass are biting?
Do you lay in bed unable to sleep thinking about fishing?
When Friday comes, do you lose focus, and feel antsy?
Do you check the weather forecast habitually?
Do you have random urges to fish for giant squid?

Well there's a new drug for you - it's called Fishblockitor. Fishblockitor will calm your fishing fever and reduce your desire to fish. You'll sleep better at night, stay focued at work, and become a more productive human being. With Fishblockitor, responsibility is in your reach.

Side effects may include lameness, sudden desire to watch TV, beer gut, headache, nausea, vomiting and boredom.