First Joe.. you must take this lady fish
and toss your lure into the pre-spawn pool
of love. Then you must make her feel like
important by mounting her over fireplace. When
you are able the catch the big one as you hold
her over your head in victory while others take
photos, it is important that proper handling of your
lady fish will increase your chances of another
year of successfull fishing. Good luck and always
wear your waders.

Doc Joyce Brothers