Here's to you, Mr. Bass Boat Fuel Tank inventor You didn't want to make a fuel tank like every car in America uses, no You made a special fuel tank An especially crappy one That spills fuel when you fill up And spills fuel when the tank is full And overflows on to your trailer and your hands So you have to sit there holding back the nozzle cover At 4am in the morning when it's 32 degrees You, are a real man of genius