Everyone get on your knees and bow down to me. I am the all seeing, all knowing Halibut God. I am the creator of all that is halibut. No one can touch me. I never use lures because they are too easy to use. Dragging a live bait around on the bottom is by far the most difficult and skillful way to catch them in shallow water. I keep all the halibut I catch no matter how small they are - I created them so I can kill them! The smaller ones taste better anyway.

I won't be at your tournament because you are all way below me.